You’re So Vain (alt lyrics)

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YOU’RE SO VAIN
Sang by Ugly Sisters in “Cinderella”
(alternative lyrics © Chris Bennion / Moldiwarts Scripts 2018)

PLAIN  – Ugly1
ITALICS – Ugly2

 I’ll walk into the ballroom flaunting everything that I’ve got
Perfume so strong it made everybody cry
Your dress was from a jumble sale lot
You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself walk past
Other girls are jealous that the prince’ll be my partner
He’ll be my partner, oh

You’re so vain, you probably think this song is about you
you’re so vain, I’ll bet you think this song is about you
Don’t you?
Don’t You?

You should have seen us several years ago, so gorgous you wouldn’t believe
Don t you think I have such a pretty pair
Its not easy to achieve
I will give away anything you want, and I don’t charge, its free
I am your dreams, sweet like chocolate toffee
More like black coffee, and …

You’re so vain, you probably think this song is about you
you’re so vain, I’ll bet you think this song is about you
Don’t you?
Don’t You? Don’t you?


You are welcome to use these lyrics for your own production.
All I ask is that you credit me where possible (additional material by Chris Bennion / Moldiwarts.co.uk) and if you would like to donate to my ‘Keep the Writer In Coffee’ fund, then that would be awesome (Donate via Paypal)