Bruces Rap (alt lyrics)

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BRUCES RAP
Alternative Lyrics by Chris Bennion / Moldiwarts
(to the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel Air – from The Magnificent Seven Knights Of Camelot)

In Nottingham ForestĀ  born and raised
In the greenwood is where I spent most of my days
Chillin out maxin, relaxin by the river
Shooting some pheasants with arrows from my quiver

Then a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble with Robin Hood
I got in one little fight and mama said stop!
You’re moving to your auntie in Camelot

I whistled for a carriage and when it came near
It smelt like horse and had a broken wheel
If anything I could say that this cab was shot
But I thought nah forget it yo home to Camelot

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And said to the driver, I’m home smell ya later
I looked at the kingdom? I will if I’m able
Take my place on Arthur’s round table.


You are welcome to use these lyrics for your own production.
All I ask is that you credit me where possible (additional material by Chris Bennion / Moldiwarts.co.uk) and if you would like to donate to my ‘Keep the Writer In Coffee’ fund, then that would be awesome (Donate via Paypal)