10 Years at Norton Theatre Group

Moldiwarts Scripts & Norton Theatre Group
2013 – 2023 (and beyond)

It’s been TEN years since Norton Theatre Group started using scripts from Moldiwarts Scripts. Ten years of bad jokes, crazy antics, and getting ‘sensible’ adults to do silly things on stage.

Thanks to ALL the NTG cast and crew from the past 10 years that have made my scripts come alive.

Tickets for the next show, SNOW WHITE are available now from http://www.nortontheatregroup.co.uk

Look out, Moldiwarts is making a gallant and welcome return.

It’s been a couple of years since I made a major effort to promote the scripts I have, but my list of titles has now grown and it is time I updated the older ones and wondered heroically back into your lives.

I will be spending the next few months going through my scripts, updating them, tidying them up and making them available again.


If you are still looking for a script for this season (2022/2023), this is a list of the titles I currently have and … wait for it … this season they are on offer!!

Yes, for a nominal ‘keep the writer in coffee’ fee, you can have access to any of my scripts for your next production.

They are great scripts, full of jokes, banter, chaos and almost traditional storylines.

They are not updated, might be a bit rough but still an amazing chance to have a teriffic script for a great price, for your group that may have been affected by the pandemic recently. We have all been affected by the disruptions of late, and this is just my way of helping out.

Aladdin, Cinderella, Jack and The Beanstalk, Camelot, Puss in Boots, Robin Hood, Goldilocks, Beauty and the Beast, Snow White, Dick Whittington, Mulan

For a perusal copy, email moldiwarts@gmail.com or message me on here.

All these titles (and more?) are scheduled for an update/improvement and will advertised fully in the new year, as will the website, facebook, twitter and any other media I can get my head round.

Thanks for now


(Moldiwarts : writer/drinker of strong coffee)

Merry Christmas from Moldiwarts

Merry Christmas to everyone…

Needless to say that 2020 has been a bit of a weird one. It’s been hard on theatres, tough for theatre groups, annoying for performers, artists and musicians and an empty void of nothingness for the majority of the theatre-loving community.

I am lucky. I am just a writer.
A writer that has a full-time job outside of the industry that pays the bills. Many, many, many of you are not so lucky and I applaud your determination, admire your strength and I am in awe of your passion to continue to entertain despite the current problems.

I have still been writing in 2020, but admittedly not as much as I’d like. I have been updating scripts, writing new ones, helping others to finish theirs, adapting song lyrics and basically doing what I love.

So I just want to say Merry Christmas from Moldiwarts Scripts. I hope you have a wonderful time, however much you are allowed to enjoy it, and a sincere hope that 2021 is a much better, more productive and financially secure year than this one.

So a very Merry Christmas
And A Happy New Year
Let’s hope its a good one
(wait for the joke…)
Without any Tiers


Covid 19 Update


Everyone knows that the arts is a tough business to be in, financially, so here at Moldiwarts we have decided to help out if we can. If you would like to perform one of my scripts, I am offering a licence to perform with a 25% discount. That just £90 for the full package. 

Plus, if your show does not go ahead due to the Corona Virus, then I will  give you a choice of a full no quibble refund or an extension to the licence so the script can be performed at a later date.

Get in touch in you would like to chat.

Stay safe.

Bespoke Scripts

I have the pleasure of introducing two brand new scripts, written for two very different groups. Puss in Boots and Goldilocks will be making their debuts this season in Malta and Worcester respectively. Versions of these scripts will be available for the 2020 /2021 season early next year.
I can also write you a bespoke script to your specifications, jammed pack full of silliness, bad jokes, witty dialogue, slapstick and crazy characters. Just Contact me and we’ll chat.


Puss In Boots & Goldilocks