Merry Christmas from Moldiwarts

Merry Christmas to everyone…

Needless to say that 2020 has been a bit of a weird one. It’s been hard on theatres, tough for theatre groups, annoying for performers, artists and musicians and an empty void of nothingness for the majority of the theatre-loving community.

I am lucky. I am just a writer.
A writer that has a full-time job outside of the industry that pays the bills. Many, many, many of you are not so lucky and I applaud your determination, admire your strength and I am in awe of your passion to continue to entertain despite the current problems.

I have still been writing in 2020, but admittedly not as much as I’d like. I have been updating scripts, writing new ones, helping others to finish theirs, adapting song lyrics and basically doing what I love.

So I just want to say Merry Christmas from Moldiwarts Scripts. I hope you have a wonderful time, however much you are allowed to enjoy it, and a sincere hope that 2021 is a much better, more productive and financially secure year than this one.

So a very Merry Christmas
And A Happy New Year
Let’s hope its a good one
(wait for the joke…)
Without any Tiers


Covid 19 Update


Everyone knows that the arts is a tough business to be in, financially, so here at Moldiwarts we have decided to help out if we can. If you would like to perform one of my scripts, I am offering a licence to perform with a 25% discount. That just £90 for the full package. 

Plus, if your show does not go ahead due to the Corona Virus, then I will  give you a choice of a full no quibble refund or an extension to the licence so the script can be performed at a later date.

Get in touch in you would like to chat.

Stay safe.

Bespoke Scripts

I have the pleasure of introducing two brand new scripts, written for two very different groups. Puss in Boots and Goldilocks will be making their debuts this season in Malta and Worcester respectively. Versions of these scripts will be available for the 2020 /2021 season early next year.
I can also write you a bespoke script to your specifications, jammed pack full of silliness, bad jokes, witty dialogue, slapstick and crazy characters. Just Contact me and we’ll chat.


Puss In Boots & Goldilocks

Camelot via Durrington

We had a fab time down in Durrington this weekend, thanks to Durrington Amateur Dramatics Society. Their production of The Magnificent Seven Knights Of Camelot was fantastic. I’m really honored to have my script performed by such a talented bunch. The costumes looked amazing, the acting and comedy timing was spot on, and the cast and crew have worked tirelessly to make it a wonderful show.
Huge congratulations to everybody involved, and thank you from the bottom of my heart for using a script from Moldiwarts.


A Small Sample of this script can be downloaded from here – CAMELOT sample scene 1
e.mail for a FREE perusal copy. /


A script I have just finished writing for Goldilocks and the Three Bears, has yet to be performed so 
I thought I would offer this script FREE for the 2018/2019 period to get it ‘Road Tested’.

pic glattbIf you are looking for a Pantomime Script for the upcoming season, and want a traditional story with added twist, loads of jokes, slapstick and foolery, then this script could be for you (as could all the other scripts on this site), but you have to pay for those.

For a limited time, Goldilocks and The Three Beaarswill have :
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It’s totally FREE, absolutely NO catch or hidden fees.

 I am also happy to do basic rewrites to suit you group, plus implement any ideas or suggestions you may have.

 Email me at for a free reading copy.